Cool WhatsApp Status - Short, Funny and Amazing - #Be You

Cool WhatsApp Status - Short, Funny and Amazing

During these days, Whatsapp has become a great social media to connect with others and exchange ideas by updating their status in a unique and original way. WhatsApp users often use great WhatsApp Status ideas to make fun of their friends and show off their amazing attitude qualities that make others tickle.

 short and cool WhatsApp status

Work until you do not have to do it, introduce yourself.

I am the guy with a cool attitude.

Keep calm and enjoy life.

Life without errors is like education without books.

Work disturbing! 90% of the things that worry me never happen.

Everyone has a boring friend. If you do not have one, it's probably you.

Yes, I smile and you are no longer the reason.

Silence is the best answer to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% of feelings.

It's not an attitude, that's how I am.

I do not have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can not handle.

My life my rules.

Do not judge me, I was born to be great, not perfect.

The best things in life are free, the second is very expensive.

I do not argue, I just explain why I'm right.

Unless you call yourself GOOGLE, stop acting like you know everything.

I'm waiting for the GF message!

The good thing is to listen to a new song is that it does not remind anyone ...

Someone asked me how is your life? I just smiled and answered, she's fine ...

I do not care what people think or say about me ...

I'm cool but the summer has made me hot!

I am jealous of my parents, I will never have a child as cool as theirs.

WhatsApp  funny status

I want my girlfriend like Google, she will understand me better.

Every problem comes with a solution, but not my GF.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software ... It's called #Sunday, please fix it!

I wish my parents were like Google ... they should understand me even before I finish ...

Every problem comes with a solution ... If it does not have a solution, it's a girl!

I'm not Spiderman Nor Superman However, I'm a superhero for my GF ...

People are telling me badly .. but believe me, I'm the worst!

I do not need to explain myself because I know I'm right.

The phones are better than GF, at least we can turn them off ...

Totally available! Please disturb me! 36. Life must continue.

I remember when I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more evidence.

I'm pretty sure all this "ladies first" stuff was created by a guy just to check the ass.

Who says nothing is impossible. I have not done anything for years.

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

Nowadays, "cool" means - I do not really care.

• For you men who think that a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember ... that's where the knives are.

Tell someone that you are going to bed, that you are not, and then you must remember to send messages on Whatsapp.

My grandmother always told me that if you have nothing good to say then do not say anything at all, yet people are still wondering why I'm so calm.

We live in a society where pizza comes to your home before the police.

When I die, I want to go peacefully as my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

This delicate moment when you try to ignore a call and answer it accidentally.

If no one hates you, you are doing something boring.